why get a boyfriend when you can get a pack of really nice pens
I have 3 different wh*te boy of the month type crushes going on at the moment and all 3 of them have the same name… wh*te people please think of more names to call your children
didn’t we just have a monday last week???? are we really gonna keep doing this?????
when fleabag said love isn’t something weak people do and i want someone to tell me how to live my life because so far i think ive been getting it wrong and women are born with pain built in and people are all we’ve got and the only person i’d run through an airport for is you and i love you it’ll pass and i think you know how to love better than any of us that’s why you find it all so painful
if your found family aren't all at least a little bit pure of heart, dumb of ass, home of sexual bastards then you've failed
I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh
reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life



